A new marriage…

Published February 23, 2013 by emotionless brain

Typical macho man married typical good-looking girl and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on table
> >unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules.Any comments?”His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night . whether you’re here or not.”

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